IF YOU ONLY KNEW THE POWER OF THE DORK SIDE...

futurejournalismproject:

ofthewaves:

Mmm, oxford commas

Use it, don’t abuse it. 

gamefreaksnz:

Caffeine Power Up

Wear this shirt: While toiling endlessly in the dank dungeon of despair known as your office.

Don’t wear this shirt: If you wore that other shirt we did with the carbon atom the day before. People are going to start thinking you’re just into shirts covered in smiling balls.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m not allowed into Starbucks any more after I asked the barista if she’d like to see my +1 Sword of Seduction. I swear I wasn’t talking about my genitals, though.”

pantsareunwelcome:

;D

jabsloveletters:

romantic love often leads to sex
and, if you’re ready to share sex….
you might as well be ready to laugh